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~~Dear Diary,~~

Today, I watched (for some limited definition of the word 'watched' because my eyes can't really move that fast) Stein and Marie beat the ever loving crap out of a priest before said priest disafuckingppeared into a sheet of fucking paper. Yes. Really. This is why I hate religion. Well, not this, specifically, because I admit I never saw this coming, but the fact that religious people are completely off their damn rockers.

But at least we're going to be home for Christmas. I was getting a little sick of this damn mandatory camping trip.

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Are you sure you was awake, mr. Birkin?

Religious people in my world can't do that.

Thankfully.

You realize there's a logical disconnect between saying you hate religion and then being happy you'll be home for Christmas, right?

I didn't know he could do that.

If I thought I was asleep everytime something weird happened to me, I'd never be awake.

Yeah it's pretty weird. Word to the wise: Make sure you know what moving in with someone is going to entail before you agree to it.

How is there a disconnect? Christmas is about presents and being with your family and terrible movies. It hasn't been about religion since the 20s. Besides, unless I seriously missed something, it's not like the guy's Christian.

What, the paper thing? Maybe he just decided to go to his local library and get sucked into a good book.

You're going to be home for Christmas?

Who knows, maybe one day you fell asleep and you haven't wake up yet.

I think we all would've risked the arrest anyway.

Huh, so my life is a lie. Creepy. I like the way you think.

Who can tell for sure? Why, thank you.

I expect my future boyfriend to not have paranormal abilities, if you ask me.

Technically, it's-- no, you're right, it's just about presents and family.

Justin's never been a Christian in all the years I've known him. Though apparently I never really knew him.

We're on our way back now, Sherry.

This is just a classic case of "I think therefore I am." Who can say for sure? No one. But I'd like to assume this is all true.

Neither did I. Granted, I never really expected much out of life.

And trees, I'll give you that.

Yeah, guess not. But hey, look at the bright side! We found out who done it and we can go back home, right?

I should decorate my lab this year.

Right. And Justin's on the community, so that's...something, I guess. I'm surprised he kept it hidden so long.

Want me to help? We could make it a whole family affair.

Yeah it sure is a thing. Hey, Wesker managed to hide that that sort of thing for years. Manipulative shits have a way of staying hidden.

Yeah, of course! We can hang lights all along the eaves and in the trees and such. It'll be nice.

True enough. Justin's always been a loner, so we just didn't realize, I guess.

Yeah it will be nice.

Everyone makes mistakes. I'm a little shocked his soul didn't tell you he was a jackass though. Oh well.

I'm so excited!

Aww. But then I would've had to hit you for being stupid.

I knew he was a jackass, but it's not exactly that precise a science.

Me too!

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