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~~Dear Diary,~~

Today, I watched (for some limited definition of the word 'watched' because my eyes can't really move that fast) Stein and Marie beat the ever loving crap out of a priest before said priest disafuckingppeared into a sheet of fucking paper. Yes. Really. This is why I hate religion. Well, not this, specifically, because I admit I never saw this coming, but the fact that religious people are completely off their damn rockers.

But at least we're going to be home for Christmas. I was getting a little sick of this damn mandatory camping trip.

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You're going to be home for Christmas?

I think we all would've risked the arrest anyway.

Aww. But then I would've had to hit you for being stupid.

Hey, we- Well. I've been evading arrest for a number of years. I'm very, very good at it.

One day you'll mess up.

No, I won't mess up because at long last I can retire from this life of crime and be a school nurse like I never knew I wanted.

...Seriously?

...What'd you think I was going to end up getting a job doing?

I forgot you had to have a job.

Kinda hard for three people to live off a teacher's salary, unfortunately. It's a good job, at least. And I swear I won't embarrass you in front of everyone.

You always say that. Okay, then.

I really won't this time!

Uh-huh.

We're on our way back now, Sherry.

I'm so excited!

Me too!

What do you like to eat for Christmas dinner?

What do you like to make for Christmas dinner?

You can't ask that question. It's your first Christmas with us, so it's special.

I can't? Well, it's going to be special for me, considering I've never really celebrated Christmas. Don't people eat turkey or something?

Turkey's traditional.

Do you like turkey?

I don't mind it.

What about ham? That's pretty traditional, too, right? Do you like ham?

I don't mind ham either. I like turkey a little more, though.