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~~Dear Diary,~~

Today, I watched (for some limited definition of the word 'watched' because my eyes can't really move that fast) Stein and Marie beat the ever loving crap out of a priest before said priest disafuckingppeared into a sheet of fucking paper. Yes. Really. This is why I hate religion. Well, not this, specifically, because I admit I never saw this coming, but the fact that religious people are completely off their damn rockers.

But at least we're going to be home for Christmas. I was getting a little sick of this damn mandatory camping trip.

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Bet your fuckin' face was priceless.

If my 'Who the fuck is this guy' face is priceless, that's really news to me.

Fine, Stein's face was fuckin' priceless, then, I bet.

I dunno, he's not really an emotional type of guy. And before you even say it, Marie's face was really more pissed off than priceless.

Whatever. I wish I coulda been there, that's all.

Next time, then. You bring some popcorn and we'll just laugh the whole way through the fight.

It's a deal.

I feel so blessed to have you as a friend.

You're such a fuckin' weirdo.

Thanks. You're not exactly 'normal' by most people's standards either, you know.

Yeah, and that's a good thing.

...Alright then. Thanks for real then, minus the sarcasm.

Nah, I didn't mean it as a good thing when I said it about you.

God, you just cannot stand the thought of giving me a compliment, can you?

Heh, and you can't stand the thought that I might be insultin' ya.

No, maybe not.

...Question, what're you doing for Christmas?

Uh, I dunno. Why?

Wanna come to a Christmas party? Everyone at Shibusen hates me anyway so it's not like I have anyone better to talk to than you. And I could probably convince everyone not to try and kill you?

You want me to come to a Christmas party at Shibusen?

...Okay, sounds like a blast.

Techically it's at my house, but yeah.

Oh now that you're coming, I have no doubt.

I'm bringin' a guest.

...Is it Justin?

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Are you kidding?

Unless I've been in a coma for a few months and it's almost April, no I'm not.

William, if we bring that lunatic to my house he's going to try to kill everyone.

Which I suppose is fine, because I don't plan to give him a chance to even try it before I arrest him and throw him in our dungeon.

But it's going to ruin his Christmas.