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~~Dear Diary,~~

Today, I watched (for some limited definition of the word 'watched' because my eyes can't really move that fast) Stein and Marie beat the ever loving crap out of a priest before said priest disafuckingppeared into a sheet of fucking paper. Yes. Really. This is why I hate religion. Well, not this, specifically, because I admit I never saw this coming, but the fact that religious people are completely off their damn rockers.

But at least we're going to be home for Christmas. I was getting a little sick of this damn mandatory camping trip.

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Yeah it will be. Though damn you guys went ahead and planned a whole party while I wasn't looking.

There's still time for you to add input! I'm getting pink tinsel. If you don't like it, speak now or forever hold your peace!

...I don't think pink would go very well with the concrete. How about red and green? You know, something... Traditional?

The pink'd contrast well with the grey!

I don't think Stein and I are quite faaaaabulous enough to have pink tinsel all over our house.

Oh, fine then... but I'm getting pink lights for the tree.

...Oh my god you're the girliest person in this house. And you're competing with two gay guys and a twelve year old girl.

...Is there something wrong with that?

Not in and of itself, but I shudder in fear at what Stein's lab is going to look like around Valentine's Day.

Oh my gosh, I have to start preparing for that right now.

No. Down.

But this is important!

...One room. You get to decorate one room. One.

Dibs on the living room.

You realize of course this means war.

Sure. A war I'm going to win.

I'll have you know I fight dirty.

I don't need to cheat to kick your ass!

Fucking the owner of the house isn't cheating in this case. But it does mean you are so not winning this.

Please, I don't need tactics like that.

Good because then I'd have bigger problems than the living room, I think.

So you'd rather have problems with the living room, huh...

...Well if those are my only two choices, yeah.

I win this argument.

Well, considering you don't really strike me as the homewrecking type, I don't think this counts as a win, but my paranoia keeps me from continuing this argument so... Congrats?