touchofgenius | (no subject)

I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into.

Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.

Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

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It's just not right! Pah, Disney hasn't paid me a cent yet!

Capcom hasn't exactly given me a paycheck either, so at least you're not alone. Though I'll admit, being a Disney character sounds pretty rough. You're probably not going to end up getting a cent from them.

What?! Why not?!

Well, Disney's sort of known for being a bit stingy with their, uh... Creative property, let's say.

Creative property?! I'm not their blasted creative property!

Well, technically speaking, I think that's exactly what you are.

Just because they made a cartoon about my life?!

Yeah, but that makes you just as fictional to them as anyone else.

Then I'll show up in their offices and ask them if my cane on their chests is fictional!

Please dear god film that because it's bound to be hilarious!

Would you pay for a tape?

Maybe. Depending on the outcome, sure.

Yes or no?