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I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into.

Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.

Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

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Can I have some cheese with that whine, please?

Can I have some shut the fuck up with that stupid bitch?

...Okay that maybe was a bit mean even by my standards. But I wasn't whining. It's a valid thing for me to complain about, thank you.

I do, but you already knew that.

As in, you know that your world has fiction based on it on other worlds? Or in that the world itself knows it's a fiction and runs on fictional rules?

It's just not right! Pah, Disney hasn't paid me a cent yet!

Yeah, but your whole world just teeters on top of the fourth wall. You've grown up with that knowledge. It's a whole new thing for me.

As in, I moved from my own world to another one and where I am now, it's a well-known fact that I'm fictional, while back home, I was one of the few people to know that I was fictional all thanks to this place. So the first one, I'd suppose is the closest.

Capcom hasn't exactly given me a paycheck either, so at least you're not alone. Though I'll admit, being a Disney character sounds pretty rough. You're probably not going to end up getting a cent from them.

It'll take a while, but you'll get used to it, I'm sure.

Well, at least someone has confidence in me. Thanks. Though I'm not sure if you're being serious or not.

...Actually question. What ever happened to Giriko? I haven't seen him around recently and... Certain things have led me to being a bit worried because of that. I figure you might know.

I'm quite serious. With all that you've been through, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Oh. That idiot is fine. Alive, at least, so that's a start.

Heh, that's almost sweet of you, Henry. Though why do I have a feeling you're just trying to get an invite to Christmas dinner again?

Well, that's good at least. You know, for some definition of good.

Me, with an ulterior motive? Unthinkable.

I'm not even really sure what to call it myself.

How dare I insinuate such a thing.

You should consider it good! Some boyfriend you are.

Eh, I'm in a reversed situation. I know my world's got fictions based on it, but I can't find any information on it! Wikipedia won't load anything past where I am now, and no one I talk to tells me any spoilers.

Despite all my attempts to correct you, the fact that you still insist on calling me her "boyfriend" baffles me. Though, recent developments have made me wonder a lot about my feelings.

See, knowing spoilers is a double-edged sword. You might get to do something like save your own life, but it's so stressful.

Because I can see what you can't, I guess. Besides, he likes you. I can tell.

Well, that much I've been aware of. I'd probably be dead or something if he didn't. But it's almost strangely assuring to know that somebody else sees it that way.

By the way, I think it'd be a good idea to refer to Giriko as a 'she', now. She swapped out of the male body for a much nicer one.

What?! Why not?!

Well, if nothing else, even if I end up dying at the appointed time, maybe I can do some more damage to the enemy before I go! It seems like I should be having lots of fun before I get knocked off!

Well, duh, it's not like he hides-

Wait a second what?! Oh my god, you shallow douche! You only like him now because he's a girl!

Well, Disney's sort of known for being a bit stingy with their, uh... Creative property, let's say.

Well, you could always do what I did and bugger off to a different world like a total coward. It worked, at least.

I cannot deny that I like the change, but you're jumping to conclusions.

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