touchofgenius | (no subject)

I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into.

Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.

Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

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Forgive me, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to do a bit of a selective reading here: You don't like me? I'm hurt.

You're not hurt.

You're right, I'm not.

But for your information, I'm not going soft on you, if that's what you think is going on here. I'm sure that this conversation would've been near identical if you were still parading around in a man's body.

Except for all that shit about liking me more like this!

Can you really blame me?

Yeah!

Now that's not very fair.

Who the fuck ever said life is fair?

Fine, I'll give you that much, but what's the real problem here? I thought you wanted me to like you.

I never said that! And anyway, who wants to be liked because he had to become a chick?! That's not me, it's just this stupid body with a pussy and bags hanging from the fuckin' chest.

You're overreacting. Birkin isn't always right, you know. I never said I liked you because you're now female.

You...you said you like this body better! If it ain't that, then what?

Let's just say we sat down together and talked about our feelings in an honest and open way, but not actually do it.

...Yeah, okay.