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[touchofgenius]

I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into.

Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.

Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

Comments

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

That'd be a fuckin start.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Wait, you'd seriously make me do more than that? You selfish prick!

Besides, I wouldn't do that at all. I have no idea where your pussy has been.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

I fuckin' gave up my cock for you!

For your information, my pussy is fuckin' untouched except for Henry.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Hey, you didn't have to take it that far Giriko.

Yeah, and Henry was fucking you before, like the other 7,000 people you've shacked up with in the 800 years you've been alive. I bet if I swabbed your genitals my microscope would shriek.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I did!

Bet it's more than that.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Says who?

...Wow, you're a whore.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

You already thanked me! It was what I had ta do.

Yeah well, you already knew that. I said I'd fuck you, remember?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Hey, people who aren't whores fuck me too you know!

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

You are the funniest fuckin' guy I know.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks. But I'm really just trying to point out that Stein's not a whore!

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Maybe he is!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

No he's not!

He's not going around fucking a bunch of people behind my back, okay? Stop trying to freak me out.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Fuck, you are the most ridiculous fuckin' person I've ever met. In the first place I was calling you a whore, not the guy you're fucking!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'm not a whore either! I've straight up turned you down before, so there.

[Audio]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

[She's just laughing her ass off at you, Birkin]

[Audio]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Shut up Girliko!

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[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

[The laughter stops abruptly] What did you call me?

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[And that's how Birkin knows he is fucked] I-I didn't mean to...

[Audio]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You did. You gonna apologize, or am I comin' over?

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! It just slipped out...

[Audio]

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

It better not slip out again, or I won't be the only one missing a cock and balls.

[Audio]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Reading you, uh, l-loud and clear. Don't even worry about it! I won't say another word on that subject. Sorry I even said it at all!

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[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Good boy.