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I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into.

Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.

Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

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It'll take a while, but you'll get used to it, I'm sure.

Well, at least someone has confidence in me. Thanks. Though I'm not sure if you're being serious or not.

...Actually question. What ever happened to Giriko? I haven't seen him around recently and... Certain things have led me to being a bit worried because of that. I figure you might know.

I'm quite serious. With all that you've been through, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Oh. That idiot is fine. Alive, at least, so that's a start.

Heh, that's almost sweet of you, Henry. Though why do I have a feeling you're just trying to get an invite to Christmas dinner again?

Well, that's good at least. You know, for some definition of good.

Me, with an ulterior motive? Unthinkable.

I'm not even really sure what to call it myself.

How dare I insinuate such a thing.

You should consider it good! Some boyfriend you are.

Despite all my attempts to correct you, the fact that you still insist on calling me her "boyfriend" baffles me. Though, recent developments have made me wonder a lot about my feelings.

Because I can see what you can't, I guess. Besides, he likes you. I can tell.

Well, that much I've been aware of. I'd probably be dead or something if he didn't. But it's almost strangely assuring to know that somebody else sees it that way.

By the way, I think it'd be a good idea to refer to Giriko as a 'she', now. She swapped out of the male body for a much nicer one.

Well, duh, it's not like he hides-

Wait a second what?! Oh my god, you shallow douche! You only like him now because he's a girl!

I cannot deny that I like the change, but you're jumping to conclusions.

It's a fair conclusion to jump to! Besides, it's not like I'm taking a flying leap across a river where I didn't even need to go, I just noticed the bridge was out.

And your observation was duly noted. Rest assured, the gradual change in my feelings for Giriko did not stem from his sudden change of appearance.

Hmph, it better not be. Because even though I don't like him, we are friends and I'm not going to let some assassin jerk do that to one of my friends. Even if she can completely take care of herself better than I can.

Aw, now that's so touching. She really could use more friends such as yourself.

Well, in fairness, I think I feel that way because I hope that maybe one day she'll get me out of a bind because who the hell wouldn't be scared of some chick holding a chainsaw?

Oh, you're just as terrible as you wrongly assumed that I was. I hope she doesn't stumble upon this thread for your sake.

Who're you kidding? Giriko likes me. Sure we have our... Differences, but when it comes right down to it, we're friends. Maybe you're just jealous.

Yes, watch my heart turn green with envy because of this special friendship you have with her that I most certainly do not.

Damn right, and I didn't even need to sleep with her in order to make this friendship of awesome happen.

Oh, I know, because those are the exact circumstances I wanted such a friendship to bloom under.

The fuck is this thread? You guys are both idiots.

Oh, you don't like it when people argue over you.

You ain't arguing over me! And who said I didn't like it. I said you're both idiots, with all that fluffy shit about me liking you and shit like that. What is that? You goin' soft on me now that I've got tits and a pussy, Henry?