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William Birkin ([personal profile] touchofgenius) wrote2010-04-09 09:06 pm
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"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
my fuckin insie out dogs are the SHIT

they will fuck your ass up

and you'll like it

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
please i toy with darks libido for that opportunity your dogs will probably become junk food

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
then illl sned in that freakin giant mexian thing

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
gardeners

and theyre alligal in arizona

..... i love you so much.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
you are drunk

just. couldn't resist

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
no shit stupid!
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