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William Birkin ([personal profile] touchofgenius) wrote2010-04-09 09:06 pm
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"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
You are a really good kisser. Why hadn't I kissed you yet?

[identity profile] det-goofball.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
doac dhd we actua5y

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
william you popped my gay grope cherry

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[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thiiink its got somthing to do with the whole dating other people thing

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
stop speaking japinese at me

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Just imagine what that mans to me. no really it means alot

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah.

[identity profile] det-goofball.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
UGH YO IDIOT IT;S NOT FUCKNG JAPANESE i said

did we actually. you know.

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
butyou dont gotta worry about that anmore

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
IM fucked tho

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I will defend you from your boyfriend!

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit did i black out back when we were makin out? oh fuck we didn't go past that did we?

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
you must be drunk as hell to be sayinng dumb sthi like THaT

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I will!

[identity profile] det-goofball.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW









LIEK SERIOUSLY I DON'T but i mean uh. we could totally keep that quiet riht.

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
if i wasnt missing half a face id kill you

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
but i have priorities

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
maybe anita can come beat you up she has a mean right hook

[identity profile] breakhisknees.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
but i think shed use your technology and make my ass an ad for her brothel Image

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
ya ok best lucks with that

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
oh fukc we fucked didn't we?

man now voiletcrotch is gonna kick my assa nd steins gonna kick yours

party foul

[identity profile] stripping.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
...did you not like it?

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
...tf are you talking about

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
your name repels people; i was being advanced on a by a fool and i told them my name was william birkin and suddenly he magically became too disgusted to talk to me

[identity profile] notahandbag.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
no its cute. It's rrealy cute
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