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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

u are a gentleman anda a scholar sir

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

thats what the whores say before we make precious and mind binding sex

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

i kid

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

all women say that before i make sweet love to them

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

if i says that that again how about some of that mind bendings ex

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaa




not drunk enoug

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

solution? DRINK MRORE

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

william i say this nicely and as a friend


i would rather have sex with your wife

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

necrophilias not cool bro