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UGH YO IDIOT IT;S NOT FUCKNG JAPANESE i said

did we actually. you know.

Oh shit did i black out back when we were makin out? oh fuck we didn't go past that did we?

I DON'T KNOW

LIEK SERIOUSLY I DON'T but i mean uh. we could totally keep that quiet riht.

oh fukc we fucked didn't we?

man now voiletcrotch is gonna kick my assa nd steins gonna kick yours

party foul

who the

what

voiletcrotch what the fukck what are you

yknow. reggie

oh

no but seriously voiletcrotch

yeah becaus the purpel hair i dunno sounded better in my head

I kinda forgoot that i was attracktd to you at some point. i think I"m remembering now

you FORGot???;? man that's not cool serouly

i mean fuckng yay you remebber but come o

no not liek forgot fortog just iunno

we needd to dot his again when i cn see straighter than i am

you men ike all of it? cuz dude im totally up for tht beieve me!!!!

yeah!

you kinda still owe me that kiss naohtoe promised me whne you got caut if nnothing else because drunk makeouts doesnt' ocunt

yeah i sill remmber that actally like hell im not lettin you get away withna that!

alright so tomrorow when we sober up breakfast then ???

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

bacon an stuff. saurasge.

i really do like you adcahi your a good guy

awwww no doc no listen you you are a GREAT GUY ok

your cute

hahhahaha no nour cuter

pfffffffffff mnot you definitely you

NO REALLY i mean it you. are. okay.

Okkay ok im ucter

yaaaaaaaay you are you have rffly har to!

yoru hairs rifllly too

yeah but lie yous is MORE