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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, William. You are apparently powerful enough to influence the community itself.

Did it ever strike you as strange that Tyki never replied to that post?

[Call]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...You're kidding.

[Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Tyki Mikk is no longer a member of the community. I checked the members list.

[Call]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'd tell you how sorry I am, but honestly, I'm not and I doubt you'd believe me anyway.

...How you holding up?

[Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

No, I wouldn't believe you for a second.

It's disappointing, but I'm fine. I really wasn't all that attached emotionally.

[Call]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I know, but still it's not the nicest feeling. Look, I was a jackass in that post, so... If you need anything from me, anything at all, don't hesitate to let me know. Okay?

[Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Okay. You're a good friend even with moments of stupidity like that, and I'll rely on you when I need it.

[Call]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Heh, I do what I can, I guess.

[Call]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you even succeed.