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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

A text to six people that I truly care for. Perhaps it's a silly chain letter, but I hope it makes you smile.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Where's the part about a ghost showing up and eating your whole family? C'mon if you're going to do a chain letter, do it right!

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

I don't want a ghost to eat your family. I just wanted you to know I was thinking of you.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I don't want a ghost to eat my family either, which is why I have to send this to six people.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

But if they ate your family, all the happiness I could have caused you would be gone.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'm making a joke, relax. You're so uptight sometimes.

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[stripping.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes. I know that.