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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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Comments

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Fujiyoshi would have.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Wait, is that the chick I talked about guro with?

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Fujiyoshi Harumi?

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Yeah, that's the girl. I learned a lot from talking to her, I feel.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I've learned things I didn't want to know.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Did you know that the whole vivisection thing I'm into is actually a legitimate thing? Because it's a legitimate thing.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Yes, I knew that. Almost everything is a legitimate thing if you ask the internet.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Issei, let me live in the magical wonderland where I'm not a pervert and a weirdo for about ten minutes. Please?

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Ten minutes. Go.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Fuck you, kid. [Though on the bright side, Birkin is laughing.]

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Thank you very much. [Heheheh.]

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Since when did you start acting like such a snarky ass!

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

You're a bad influence.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Hey, don't try to pin this all on me! At least 20% of this is you.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I'll accept that much.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Really you deserve at least 30, but I'll knock you down ten points because you're my friend.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

You're really very kind.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Why thank you! I appreciate that quite a bit.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

You like me just for the flattery, don't you?

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Yup, you caught me.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I'm alright with that.