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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[Voice]

[touchofgenius]

When you develop the ability to electrocute Wesker's soul - assuming he still has one at that point - feel free to defend me all you want. Until then, I can handle this.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

You know there's a person who does everything I say and is a match for him, right?

[Voice]

[touchofgenius]

[Sigh] I'm not getting you or Lancer involved in this and that's final. Once I'm dead, do as you both please with Wesker, up until then, please just let me be the token bad-decision-making adult on the community?

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

All right, fine. But you're not allowed to die.

[Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Well if I do, realize I say this with the utmost sincerity: Avenge me.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I'm sure I will.

[Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Use extreme heat. That's what'll get rid of all the infected things I've made.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I'll do that.

[Voice]

[touchofgenius]

But remember, you have to wait until I'm dead.

...Or similarly infected, I guess. Either one's a possibility if I keep acting like a jackass.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Don't.

[Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Then stop getting me in trouble.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

All right.