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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[not here because it is a flower]

[unknownrival]

[How did this group of plane tree flowers get on your doorstep, Birkin? There's a note with Birkin's name on it that gives the meaning: 'genius'. It's not signed, but maybe the handwriting is familiar.]