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[stripping.livejournal.com]

You are a really good kisser. Why hadn't I kissed you yet?

[TFLN virus message]

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Thiiink its got somthing to do with the whole dating other people thing

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

butyou dont gotta worry about that anmore

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

IM fucked tho

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will defend you from your boyfriend!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

you must be drunk as hell to be sayinng dumb sthi like THaT

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

ya ok best lucks with that

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...did you not like it?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

no its cute. It's rrealy cute

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not cute.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

mhmm

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Liar liar.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

truth

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Lieeeeees.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

nono

seee im cuter than daachi and your cuter than me

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...I'm cuter than Adachi, certainly. But you're really cute.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

nd youre even cuter!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I will ask someone that you will not be able to rebut.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

alrignh fine. like who?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Asking Wesker. If I can get Wesker to side with me I win.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

arihgt fine ask weseker how cute i ma

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Asked. He's being difficult. "No stance", hmmph.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

HE HAS A STANCE! Hhe was willing to save me from mhy nazi boyfriena nd give me a pity fuck earleir