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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Ending this, because I know how amused you get to see my horrified face.

[he grasps William's face tilting it upwards ....]