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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

Our Weapons are supposed to eat souls, just monsters' ones, and that's okay... I guess.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I thought... Virus or not, that's seriously creepy. And this is coming from me.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

You don't creep me out a lot.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Thanks, sweetie. I just know some of the things I do bother people so I'm used to justifying when things seriously make my That's Not Supposed To Happen-dar by mentioning that if I say it, it must be really bad.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

...I wish you'd come back. I feel better when you're around.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

We'll be back soon. And if it seems like it's going to take too much longer, I'll just come back on my own, okay? I hate leaving you alone over there.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dad. I'll be okay, but I'm glad you're coming back.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I miss home too much to try and stay out here in the desert any longer than necessary.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

The desert sucks. It's part of being a desert.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Haha. Yeah I sort of wish Stein wasn't from Nevada. It pretty much just really freaking sucks here, doesn't it?

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

At least some of the people are nice. Like Dr. Stein.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you think so. I was a bit worried that after what happened, you'd stop liking him.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

He's never been mean to me, and you like him a lot.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Sherry. That means a lot to me.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

...When I get a boyfriend, I'm going to remind you that I took you getting a boyfriend really well, and you shouldn't be allowed to freak out about mine.

FYI.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Noted, but I make no promises. And I doubt Stein will either.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

Why? It's fair...

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Because I'm your father and I say so.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

You're mean.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

If you think I can't ground you from the desert, you are so wrong.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

I bet you can't.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I bet I can. You seriously want to test me.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I do.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Alright then. Sherry, you're grounded and Stein's house has almost as many cameras as the island did, so when I pour through those feeds when I get back and see you doing any little thing wrong, you're gonna be in big trouble missy.

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[vinodejerez.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.