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touchofgenius) wrote2011-04-24 06:35 pm
touchofgenius) wrote2011-04-24 06:35 pm
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I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into.
Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.
Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.
Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
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Yeah? What you gonna give me? Since I got jack shit, after all the sacrifice and all the fuckin' promises from Stein!
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Um... I don't know. What do you want? Me to eat you out or something?
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Besides, I wouldn't do that at all. I have no idea where your pussy has been.
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For your information, my pussy is fuckin' untouched except for Henry.
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Yeah, and Henry was fucking you before, like the other 7,000 people you've shacked up with in the 800 years you've been alive. I bet if I swabbed your genitals my microscope would shriek.
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Bet it's more than that.
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...Wow, you're a whore.
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Yeah well, you already knew that. I said I'd fuck you, remember?
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He's not going around fucking a bunch of people behind my back, okay? Stop trying to freak me out.
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