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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

I shall now hang up and proceed to sob hysterically, embarrassing my boyfriend, daughter, and anyone else who might overhear.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Oh, don't do that and become that embarrassing parent.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Oh Issei who are you kidding, I'm probably that embarrassing parent already.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I suppose I can't argue that effectively, not being your child.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

I embarrass you too, don't even try.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

You are probably the most embarrassing of all my friends, and that's saying something.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

I was the one who told the entire community about your affair with Tyki, after all.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

That was really embarrassing... but at least you didn't draw pictures of it, now that I think of it.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

I'm not an artist. Though I probably could have commissioned someone to do that...

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Fujiyoshi would have.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Wait, is that the chick I talked about guro with?

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Fujiyoshi Harumi?

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Yeah, that's the girl. I learned a lot from talking to her, I feel.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I've learned things I didn't want to know.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Did you know that the whole vivisection thing I'm into is actually a legitimate thing? Because it's a legitimate thing.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Yes, I knew that. Almost everything is a legitimate thing if you ask the internet.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Issei, let me live in the magical wonderland where I'm not a pervert and a weirdo for about ten minutes. Please?

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Ten minutes. Go.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Fuck you, kid. [Though on the bright side, Birkin is laughing.]

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Thank you very much. [Heheheh.]

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Since when did you start acting like such a snarky ass!

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

You're a bad influence.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Hey, don't try to pin this all on me! At least 20% of this is you.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I'll accept that much.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Really you deserve at least 30, but I'll knock you down ten points because you're my friend.