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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I dont want to meet your girlfriend dude

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

... more like she'll castrate you.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Which is why I don't want to meet her. I'm kinda doing things with my dick you know.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

suppose i should end this

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

I suppose you should too

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[sooner, rather than later, cross shows up thanks to an unnamed worldhopper with anita in tow.]

Yo.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

'EY! I didn't actually think you were going to show up here!

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[no1-mistress.livejournal.com]

[Stands next to Cross and waves a small hello with a smile.] He can't really be stopped sometimes...

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Well, we were on our way out anyway. I'm going take her to see what a hydron collider is and why I really want one.

[hence why he's wearing biking leather?!?! who knows? Cross looms over William in one step and looks down on him.] Time to stop this.

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

S-seriously? I mean. I was. Really kind of just. I. Ooh boy...

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[no1-mistress.livejournal.com]

What exactly are we doing here, Cross?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Ending this, because I know how amused you get to see my horrified face.

[he grasps William's face tilting it upwards ....]

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[okay European peking at it; totally degayifying it B(]


Can you stop now?

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

[OH GODJ KFDJA;JFKDJA;F AHHHHHHHHHHH

...Okay, no not that bad]

Yeah, I. Was kidding over the phone. I didn't actually expect you to come here and try kissing me. Even if it was a pretty shitty kiss.

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[no1-mistress.livejournal.com]

[There's a light laugh from Anita now as.... she just watches. This woman obviously has no intention of stopping what... ever Cross is up to.]


Admittedly, it wasn't his best kiss.

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[ sorry guys, he's checked out for a good fifteen minutes. ]

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

What? Did you actually think I was about that?! You're hot, yes, and I like staring at slash grabbing your ass but I don't want to sleep with you! Eww, Cross. Eww.

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[no1-mistress.livejournal.com]

It is a very nice ass... [She murmurs, then smiles at Cross.] So it seems you're off the hook, hmm?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[draping himself over Anita in defeat] I kissed a bloke for no reason. [sobs.]

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[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much. Besides, if I were serious, I would be demanding a better kiss right now.