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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

but i think shed use your technology and make my ass an ad for her brothel

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...tf are you talking about

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

dont date brothel madams because they try and whore you out

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Ive learned something tonignt

valuble life lesson

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

allen says im a horrible teacher and parent and all around human being

but i am charitable


i am like



a ginger jesus

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

u are a gentleman anda a scholar sir

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

thats what the whores say before we make precious and mind binding sex

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

i kid

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

all women say that before i make sweet love to them

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

if i says that that again how about some of that mind bendings ex

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaa




not drunk enoug

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

solution? DRINK MRORE

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

william i say this nicely and as a friend


i would rather have sex with your wife

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

necrophilias not cool bro