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[touchofgenius]

I cannot even begin to describe to you people how utterly disturbing it is to wake up in the morning and see a commercial for a video game based on your life. People are profiting from my life - really I should be saying "my death", but that just takes this to a whole new morbid level that I don't even want to get into.

Whoever the hell these Capcom people are need to knock it the fuck off before I find a way to accuse them for my murder and/or sue them for mental distress. I mean, hell, I'd really like to enjoy drinking my coffee and watching the movin' pi'ture box without having to relive the horrible memories of that time I got shot to death and destroyed an entire city, if that's a-okay with these people. Maybe I'd be able to make a case for neglect considering they are kind of like my parents or something, I guess? I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. Actually, speaking of. Edgeworth, Phoenix, I've got a really funny story to tell you guys some time.

Does anyone else actually live in a world where they are knowingly fictional? Because it's hard. It's hard and nobody understands.

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[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

ANYWAY, before I read all this stupid shit, I was gonna say I know what it's like and it fucking sucks.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Jeez, don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm kidding.

And yeah, it does suck. I don't think the guys who made us, or whatever, factored in how hard it would be if we ever found out.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Why would they? They're fucking assholes and they think we're not real, anyway.

Except Henry. His creators probably know he's out there somewhere, or somethin'.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

True enough. Besides, your creators probably would wonder what the hell happened to you and your dick, anyway.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

My dick is rotting in a church basement! That's no fuckin' mystery.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...You know, I want to ask, but at the same time, I'm not sure I want to know.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

I put my soul in a new body! Old one's dead, now. So what did you think happened?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

So you dumped the body in a church? That's a little sick. Even by my/your/our standards.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

The church was where I was livin' at the time. What was I gonna do, carry it around with me? I was a little busy rescuin' Kid for you assholes!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know, maybe. I wasn't even sure how you got turned into a girl until you said that, so I was just figuring it was still your old body, just... A woman.

...And thank you for rescuing Kid, for the record. I owe you.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Well, that's how I did it. I had an embryo and I aged it up with BREW and used it, since I needed to change bodies. Problem is, it was a fuckin' girl. It was the only one I had!

Yeah? What you gonna give me? Since I got jack shit, after all the sacrifice and all the fuckin' promises from Stein!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

...Sounds like some freaky shit.

Um... I don't know. What do you want? Me to eat you out or something?

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

That'd be a fuckin start.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Wait, you'd seriously make me do more than that? You selfish prick!

Besides, I wouldn't do that at all. I have no idea where your pussy has been.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

I fuckin' gave up my cock for you!

For your information, my pussy is fuckin' untouched except for Henry.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Hey, you didn't have to take it that far Giriko.

Yeah, and Henry was fucking you before, like the other 7,000 people you've shacked up with in the 800 years you've been alive. I bet if I swabbed your genitals my microscope would shriek.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I did!

Bet it's more than that.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Says who?

...Wow, you're a whore.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

You already thanked me! It was what I had ta do.

Yeah well, you already knew that. I said I'd fuck you, remember?

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Hey, people who aren't whores fuck me too you know!

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

You are the funniest fuckin' guy I know.

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks. But I'm really just trying to point out that Stein's not a whore!

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Maybe he is!

[notahandbag.livejournal.com]

No he's not!

He's not going around fucking a bunch of people behind my back, okay? Stop trying to freak me out.

[seechainsaw.livejournal.com]

Fuck, you are the most ridiculous fuckin' person I've ever met. In the first place I was calling you a whore, not the guy you're fucking!