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[touchofgenius]

"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Then I should be fine on my date, huh?

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[touchofgenius]

Just remember everything I taught you about flirting.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I'll send you a thank-you card.

Re: [Voice]

[touchofgenius]

Damn right you will! I'm the best at what I do, after all!

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Even love advice.

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[touchofgenius]

Well I've made enough mistakes in that department that I think it's worth correcting people before they make the same dumb mistakes.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Fair enough. I'll stop making jokes about it.

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[touchofgenius]

Nah, joke all you want. I joke about it too, I should give others the same dignity, Jesus.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Good point. I always know I have the right to joke about things with you.

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[touchofgenius]

As you should, because I'm a very funny person.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Most of the time, yes.

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[touchofgenius]

What? Not all of the time? I'm insulted!

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I apologize, but I stand by what I said.

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[touchofgenius]

I shall now hang up and proceed to sob hysterically, embarrassing my boyfriend, daughter, and anyone else who might overhear.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Oh, don't do that and become that embarrassing parent.

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[touchofgenius]

Oh Issei who are you kidding, I'm probably that embarrassing parent already.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

I suppose I can't argue that effectively, not being your child.

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[touchofgenius]

I embarrass you too, don't even try.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

You are probably the most embarrassing of all my friends, and that's saying something.

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[touchofgenius]

I was the one who told the entire community about your affair with Tyki, after all.

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

That was really embarrassing... but at least you didn't draw pictures of it, now that I think of it.

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[touchofgenius]

I'm not an artist. Though I probably could have commissioned someone to do that...

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Fujiyoshi would have.

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[touchofgenius]

Wait, is that the chick I talked about guro with?

[Voice]

[unknownrival]

Fujiyoshi Harumi?