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William Birkin ([personal profile] touchofgenius) wrote2010-04-09 09:06 pm
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"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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touchofgenius: (Don'tcha want to see what I can do?)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What? It's true! If you don't want to rush things with the guy, you need a way to keep the sexual frustration down! Duh.
unknownrival: (Inwardly facepalming)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to say it so bluntly...
touchofgenius: (Sigh)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Being coy has done me no favors in life.
unknownrival: (Irritated)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's embarrassing to hear it nonetheless.
touchofgenius: (Ha ha ha ha)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it be any less embarrassing for me to say "Go forth and jack off?"
touchofgenius: (Teehee)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then don't complain!
unknownrival: (Deep in thought)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How stupid of me to do so.
touchofgenius: (^_^)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not everyone can share my genius, Issei. It's alright.
touchofgenius: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-28 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're damn right, there. And you sure know how to flatter a guy.
unknownrival: (Relaxed)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Then I should be fine on my date, huh?
touchofgenius: (:D)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Just remember everything I taught you about flirting.
unknownrival: (Bubbly)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'll send you a thank-you card.
touchofgenius: (Trust me trust me I'm a doctor)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-28 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right you will! I'm the best at what I do, after all!
touchofgenius: (HAHAHA OH WOW)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-29 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I've made enough mistakes in that department that I think it's worth correcting people before they make the same dumb mistakes.
unknownrival: (Quiet)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-29 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. I'll stop making jokes about it.
touchofgenius: (Intellect - you should try it sometime.)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-29 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, joke all you want. I joke about it too, I should give others the same dignity, Jesus.
unknownrival: (Relaxed)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-29 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. I always know I have the right to joke about things with you.
touchofgenius: (Trust me trust me I'm a doctor)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
As you should, because I'm a very funny person.
unknownrival: (Amused)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the time, yes.
touchofgenius: (You don't even realize do you?)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Not all of the time? I'm insulted!
unknownrival: (Conversational)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-29 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I apologize, but I stand by what I said.
touchofgenius: (Suckin too hard on your lollipop)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall now hang up and proceed to sob hysterically, embarrassing my boyfriend, daughter, and anyone else who might overhear.

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