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William Birkin ([personal profile] touchofgenius) wrote2010-04-09 09:06 pm
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"Hello. You have reached the phone of Dr. William Birkin. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If this is to scream at me for something, press 1... And then shove your phone up your ass. Everyone else, go ahead and leave a message."

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touchofgenius: (Yeah well uh...)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The monk's son and the priest's son... Now that's what I call religious tolerance. Now I kinda feel bad that I've never really branched out of the scientist genre of people.

...Well okay, I had Vanessa, but let's be honest, that was enough of a disaster to not even warrant mentioning.
unknownrival: (Honest)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Let's move on from there and discuss how this is going to go well.
touchofgenius: (Yeah well uh...)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, good plan.

Well there's really nothing to be worried about considering he sounds nice?
unknownrival: (Hopeless)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He is nice. I just don't want to do anything stupid.
touchofgenius: (Sigh)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you honestly think you're going to do?
touchofgenius: (Intellect - you should try it sometime.)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, that's fair. But it has a very simple solution! Don't move so fast.
touchofgenius: (HAHAHA OH WOW)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just masturbate a lot.
touchofgenius: (Don'tcha want to see what I can do?)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What? It's true! If you don't want to rush things with the guy, you need a way to keep the sexual frustration down! Duh.
unknownrival: (Inwardly facepalming)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to say it so bluntly...
touchofgenius: (Sigh)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Being coy has done me no favors in life.
unknownrival: (Irritated)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's embarrassing to hear it nonetheless.
touchofgenius: (Ha ha ha ha)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Would it be any less embarrassing for me to say "Go forth and jack off?"
touchofgenius: (Teehee)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then don't complain!
unknownrival: (Deep in thought)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-27 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How stupid of me to do so.
touchofgenius: (^_^)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-27 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not everyone can share my genius, Issei. It's alright.
touchofgenius: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-28 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're damn right, there. And you sure know how to flatter a guy.
unknownrival: (Relaxed)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Then I should be fine on my date, huh?
touchofgenius: (:D)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Just remember everything I taught you about flirting.
unknownrival: (Bubbly)

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[personal profile] unknownrival 2012-02-28 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'll send you a thank-you card.
touchofgenius: (Trust me trust me I'm a doctor)

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[personal profile] touchofgenius 2012-02-28 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right you will! I'm the best at what I do, after all!

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